After reading though some of my POF responses I've discovered a very large tactical error on my part. One that will probably end up with me being the next story line for Criminal Minds.
If you recall I listed going to the park/bird preserve in my "About Me" section of my profile. I pride myself on being a "smart girl" and of taking care to not put myself in situations where I am an easy target for serial killers. Skills I like to think I honed while living in the same complex as Mesa's Serial Shooters. I know when I take photo's or post from the park I use the location tag but I figure I pretty much know who is watching me on Instagram and I am 99.8% positive that none of my Facebook friends are criminal intent stalkers or serial killers.
Why Criminal Minds? Well, if you've religiously watched the show, like I do, you too have learned all the nice places serial killers like to take their victims. If you've ever been to the Bird Preserve and really wandered around then you know that it is the perfect place for a serial killer to kill and dump a body. It's quite possible no one would ever find the body. If that happens we wander into the land of Bones, which I will try to stay clear of for this post to keep things less complicated and confusing. This is by no means an endorsement to any serial killers out there to actually use the bird preserve as a killing/dumping ground.
I am a cynical person so everyone on POF is suspect. If you are less suspect than others I will contact you back. If I feel like it. I'm not sure how between the three of us (Crystal, Karie & myself) we did not realize that my profile was going to be seen by men (which by default are men of suspect) who live in the area and may know of the bird park. I might as well have just placed a bright neon sign as my tag line that said, "PERFECT VICTIM WITH PERFECT BUILT IN KILLING/DUMPING GROUND. INQUIRE BELOW". Off hand I can already think of at least 5 of my favorite places (possibly 7 for the exceptionally talented serial killer) at the park that are ideal for raping/killing/dismembering/eating by a serial killer.
I have since rectified the error but now I am unsure how to proceed with the inquiries that I got mentioning the bird preserve. Do I ignore to be on the super safe side or do I let it play out and see if any murderistic tendencies show up during our chat?
2 comments:
AHAhAHAA!!!!! This made me laugh so much. Mostly b/c my best friend and I have conversations just like this. Especially about serial killers and the statistical possibility of our risk. She often texts me descriptions of people she thinks might possible be stalking her lol. Oh my this was hilarious. Love your blog!
Haha I am the same way! Also watching a lot of CM I do not for a second trust people not to secretly be serial killers. I have even come up with code names for where I live, my husband, and even myself. I know that people who REALLY want to find you will somehow, but I do not feel the need to place it on a silver platter for them either! =D Hilarious post! I needed that today!
Love & Lollies... Jessa
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